Six foot six, Bought by Rix, Peter Crouch has legs like sticks, And he leaps up high and scores another goal, Peter Crouch is a beanpole... Peter Crouch, He's so tall, Twice as tall as Alan Ball, And he leaps up high and scores another goal, Peter Crouch is a beanpole, Peter Crouch, He's so thin, Ten times as thin as Mickey Quinn, And he leaps up high and scores another goal, Peter Crouch is a beanpole...