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You're getting sacked in the morning, Sacked in the morning, You're getting sacked in the morning...

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Leeds United

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You're only here to watch the Leeds, You're only here to watch the Leeds You're only here to watch the Leeds You're only here to watch the Leeds...

Latest songs

Sung by Everton fans about Duncan Ferguson, Liverpool

2

Duncan had a pigeon a pigeon a pigeon Duncan had a pigeon a pigeon he had It flew in the morning It flew in the night It flew over Anfield and shit on the shite Added 3d ago

Sung by Liverpool fans about Curtis Jones

14

Curtis, Curtis Jones, Curtis, Curtis Jones… Added 4d ago

Sung by Liverpool fans about Ian Rush, Everton

6

So they put him in a highland division, Sent him off to a far foreign land, Where the flies flew around in their thousands, And there was nothing to see but the sand. Now the battle it started next morning, Under the radiant sun, I remember the Poor Scouser Tommy, Who was shot by an old Nazi gun. As he lay on the battlefield dying dying dying, With the blood gushing out of his head (of his head), As he lay on the battlefield dying dying dying, These were the last words that he said. Oooh, I am a Liverpudlian, And I come from the Spion Kop, I like to sing, I like to shout, I get kicked out quite a lot, We support a team that's dressed in red, it’s a team that you all know, It’s a team that we call Liverpool, and to glory we will go, We won the league, We won the Cup, We’ve been to Europe too, We played the Toffees for a laugh, and left them feeling blue 5-0. 1-2, 1-2-3, 1-2-3-4, 5-0. Rush scored one, Rush scored two, Rush scored three, And Rush scored four, Na na na na na na na na nah. All you need is Rush, De de de de, All you need is Rush, De de de de, All you need is Rush, Rush Rush is all you need... Added 4d ago

Sung by Liverpool fans about Kenny Dalglish, Stevie Heighway

15

All round the fields of Anfield Road, Where once we watched the king Kenny play (and could he play), Stevie Heighway on the wing, We had dreams and songs to sing, Of the glory round the fields of Anfield Road. Added 4d ago

Sung by Liverpool fans about Fernando Torres, Nemanja Vidic

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To the tune of Uniteds Vidic song Nemanja woahhhh, Nemanja woahhhh, He slipped on the pitch, Torres made him his bitch... Nemanja woahhhh, Nemanja woahhhh, Player of the year? More like David Weir, Nemanja woahhhh... Added 4d ago

Sung by Liverpool fans about Carlos Tévez

20

His Neck Scars Proves he's lost his head, Tevez Tevez, He'll never shag a sexy bird, Tevez Tevez, You ugly twat, You dirty cunt, They've stitched your head on back to front, Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster's Son. Nanananananana, Nanananananana, You dirty cunt, you ugly twat, You better fuck off you little rat, Carlos Tevez you fucking backward twat.. Also sung with: You´ll never shag a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez, You´ll never shag a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez, You Argie twat, you are a cunt, You´ve sown your head on back to front, Calrlos Tevez, Herman Munster head... Added 4d ago

Sung by Liverpool fans

12

We're not English we are Scouse, We're not English we are Scouse, We're not English, We're not English, We're not English we are Scouse, You can stick the royal family up your arse, You can stick the royal family up your arse, You can stick the royal family, Stick the royal family, You can stick the royal family up your arse... .... (repeat) Added 4d ago

Sung by Liverpool fans

4

We're the best behaved supporters in the land! (When we win), We're the best behaved supporters in the land! (When we win), We're the best behaved supporters, Best behaved supporters, Best behaved supporters when we win! We're a right shower of bastards when we lose! (But we don't), We're a right shower of bastards when we lose! (But we don't), We're a right shower of bastards, Right shower of bastards, Right shower of bastards when we lose! (But we don't)... We're totally non committal when we draw! (But we don't) We're totally non committal when we draw! (But we don't) We're totally non committal, totally non committal, totally non committal when we draw! (But we don't) Added 4d ago

Sung by Liverpool fans about Ian Rush, Ian St John, Kenny Dalglish, Bill Shankly, Bob Paisley, Joe Fagan, Everton, Leeds United

13

A Liverbird upon my chest (upon my chest), We are men of Shankly's best (of Shankly's best), A team that plays the Liverpool way, And wins the championship in May. With Kenny Dalglish on the ball, He was the greatest of them all, And Ian Rush, four goals or two, Left Evertonians feeling blue. A Liverbird upon my chest (upon my chest), Upon my chest (upon my chest), We are men of Shankly's best (of Shankly's best), A team that plays the Liverpool way, And wins the championship in May. Now if you go down Goodison Way, Hard luck stories you hear each day, There's not a trophy to be seen, 'Cos Liverpool have swept them clean (with Mr Sheen). A Liverbird upon my chest (upon my chest), Upon my chest (upon my chest), We are men of Shankly's best (of Shankly's best), A team that plays the Liverpool way, And wins the championship in May. Now on the glorious 10th of May, There's laughing reds down Wembley Way , We're full of smiles and joy and glee, It's Everton 1 and Liverpool 3 (easy). A Liverbird upon my chest (upon my chest), Upon my chest (upon my chest), We are men of Shankly's best (of Shankly's best), A team that plays the Liverpool way, And wins the championship in May. Now on the 20th of May, We're laughing still on Wembley Way, Those Evertonians feeling blue, It's Liverpool 3 and Everton 2 (the blue shite 2). A Liverbird upon my chest (upon my chest), We are men of Shankly's best (of Shankly's best), A team that plays the Liverpool way, And wins the championship in May. And as we sang round Goodison Park, With crying blues all in a nark, Those Evertonians crying still, It's Liverpool 5 and Everton 0 (the blue shite nil). A Liverbird upon my chest (upon my chest), Upon my chest (upon my chest), We are men of Shankly's best (of Shankly's best), A team that plays the Liverpool way, And wins the championship in May. We remember them with pride, Those mighty reds of Shankly's side , And Kenny's boys of '88, There's never been a side so great (a side so great). A Liverbird upon my chest (upon my chest), Upon my chest (upon my chest), We are men of Shankly's best (of Shankly's best), A team that plays the Liverpool way, And wins the championship in May. Now back in 1965 , When great Bill Shankly was alive, We're playing Leeds, the score's 1-1, When it fell to the head of Ian St John (of Ian St. John). A Liverbird upon my chest (upon my chest), We are men of Shankly's best (of Shankly's best), A team that plays the Liverpool way, And wins the championship in May. On April 15th '89, What should have been a joyous time, Ninety six friends, we all will miss, And all the Kopites want justice (JUSTICE!!) A Liverbird upon my chest (JUSTICE!!) , We are men of Shankly's best (JUSTICE!!) , A team that plays the Liverpool way (JUSTICE!!), And wins the championship in May (JUSTICE!!). The angels came one sunny day, They came to take our Bob away, The greatest sight for you to see, Three European cups for Bob Paisley (PAISLEY!). A Liverbird upon my chest (PAISLEY!), We are men of Shankly's best (PAISLEY!), A team that plays the Liverpool way (PAISLEY!), And wins the championship in May. We went to Rome in 84, We won the treble like never before, Barney rubble was the man, Who won the cup for Joe Fagan (Fagan!) A Liverbird upon my chest (upon my chest), We are men of Shankly's best, A team that plays the Liverpool way, And wins the championship in May... Added 4d ago

Sung by Arsenal fans

10

1-0 to the Arsenal, 1-0 to the Arsenal, 1-0 to the Arsenal, 1-0 to the Arsenal... Added 4d ago

Sung by Arsenal fans

18

Shall we sing Shall we sing Shall we sing a song for you? Shall we sing a song for you? Added 4d ago

Sung by Arsenal fans

10

We paid for your hats, We paid for your haaats, What a waste in council tax, We paid for your hats.. AND: We paid for your horse, We paid for your hooorse, What a waste in council tax, We paid for your horse... Added 4d ago

Sung by West Bromwich Albion fans about Chris Brunt

19

Ole, ole, ole, Ole, Chrissy Brunt, Brunt Brunt, Chrissy Brunt, Brunt Brunt... Added 4d ago

Sung by West Bromwich Albion fans about Hal Robson-Kanu

15

We've got Kanu (who), Robson-Kanu, I just don't think you understand, We got him a free, We're going to Wembley, We've got Robson-Kanu... Added 4d ago

Sung by West Bromwich Albion fans

7

Cry in a minute, He's gonna cry in a minute, Cry in a minute, He's gonna cry in a minute... Added 4d ago