Sung by Fulham fans about Cristiano Ronaldo Share Copy song Copy link to song Close 18 +1 He Swerves to the leftttt.... He swerves to the rightttt..... That boy Ronaldo's driving is Shite... (repeat) Added 3d ago
Sung by Middlesbrough fans about Cristiano Ronaldo, Stewart Downing Share Copy song Copy link to song Close 14 +1 He plays on the left, He plays on the right, That boy Downing, Makes Ronaldo look shite... Added 3d ago
Sung by Stoke City fans about Cristiano Ronaldo Share Copy song Copy link to song Close 10 +1 He dives like a tart, He cries like a kiddd, Your boy Ronaldo, Loves REAL MADRID!!!! Why Why Why Delilah... Added 3d ago
Sung by Manchester United fans about Cristiano Ronaldo Share Copy song Copy link to song Close 6 +1 Viva Ronaldo, Viva Ronaldo, Running down the wing, Hear United sing, Viva Ronaldo... (repeated many times!) Added 3d ago
Sung by Middlesbrough fans about Cristiano Ronaldo Share Copy song Copy link to song Close 6 +1 He falls on the left, He cheats on the riiight, That fuck up Ronaldo, He is a bag of shite... Added 3d ago
Sung by Tottenham Hotspur fans about Cristiano Ronaldo Share Copy song Copy link to song Close 5 +1 Diver Ronaldo! Diver Ronaldo! Diving down the wing, See his handbag swing, Diver Ronaldo! Added 3d ago
Fulham 
Cristiano Ronaldo
Middlesbrough 
Stewart Downing
Stoke City 
Manchester United 
Tottenham Hotspur