My old man said be a City fan, And I said bollocks you're a cunt, I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a City fan for just one minute, With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners, We'll show the City bastards how to fight (How to fight), I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a City fan, Altogether now... (repeated)