Sung by Manchester City fans about Gabriel Jesus, Wayne Rooney Share Copy song Copy link to song Close 18 +1 We've got Jesus, Gabriel Jesus, I just don't think you understand, He's number 33, He's better than Rooney, We've got Gabriel Jesus… (Repeated) Added 3d ago
Sung by Derby County fans about Wayne Rooney Share Copy song Copy link to song Close 13 +1 Saw my mate the other day, He said to me he 'd saw the white Pele, So I asked who is he, He said he goes by the name Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, He said he goes by the name Wayne Rooney... Added 3d ago
Sung by Manchester United fans about Wayne Rooney Share Copy song Copy link to song Close 11 +1 He's shagged yer Gran, He's shagged yer Gran, He's shagged her, Rooneys shagged yer Gran... (repeated...) Added 3d ago
Sung by Liverpool fans about Wayne Rooney, Everton Share Copy song Copy link to song Close 7 +1 You'll never shag a sexy bird, Rooney, Rooney, You'll never shag a sexy bird, Rooney, Rooney, He used to play for EFC and now hes shagging OAPs Fat fuck Rooney, Wants to shag your gran... Added 3d ago
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